Pro:
Clearly I need to take you out more often. Though, as a former country boy myself, I can say I don't find it...quite as alluring as some. Occasionally over rated, in fact. The countryside that is. Not being pantless. Being pantless is great.
Pro:
Now do you understand my...anti-pant ways? I'm pantless in public all the time.
Dory:
Alas, if I have to wear a robe to get away with being pantless in public, I think I'll pass. Unless you think I'd look good in a kilt.